Freeman's Fire

Hey everybody.

As you can see, the Bob Freeman Show has finally made the move to BobFreemanShow.com, and it's been a successful transition so far. We now have more room to piss the world off, which is what we do best. Of course, I didn't have enough money to buy the web site myself, since my real-life job is so shitty. It should be a federal crime that I couldn't afford to buy a damn $35 domain name. My best friend, Ringo, lent me the money, under the condition that I have him on the show someday in the future. He should be making his first appearance in the next few weeks.

Sean the Masturbator and Danny the Cusser have both made the move with me, so look forward to more tasteless humor from those guys. Sean will be debuting his new theme song, the Masturbation Groove, in a couple weeks. We're also going to be visited by McCreadie and Bad Influence soon, two other guys who have been chomping at the bit to get on the show. It's funny to me that people are in such a hurry to come on the show, since we don't offer them anything. I don't even let them eat in the studio.

I've got Pantera's "Walk" playing on Winamp as I write this, in case you're interested.

Dennis Quaid is on my TV right now, playing some kind of modern cowboy in a TNT movie. One thing you've got to say about modern cowboys - they rarely pay their taxes. Plus, all cowboys have a friend named Red who is hopelessly loyal to them. If I had a friend named Red, I would constantly slap him around, and then after a bitter argument one day, he would end up shooting me in the face. That's the way it always goes with cowboy friends named Red. Trust me.

Anyway, I've started rambling. I'm going to go upload this week's show onto the web page, and then I'm going up to the prairie to hang out with Red. Actually, I'm going to sneak into a bar for some underage drinking with Ringo. And then we're going to play with some guns.

See you next week.

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