First of all, there's Sarah, the ringleader of the whole operation. This chick has all the charm of a New Jersey housewife. She's the poor man's Brett Butler, minus the Southern accent. Sarah plays the straight man to Vinnie's sexual humor, but it's obvious that she has even less class than he does. Not that we're experts on class or anything, but seriously, this broad is one step away from working the streets.
Then there's Vinnie, who's probably the least appealing disc jockey ever. Vinnie loves to tell lame, obviously made-up stories about how popular he was in his youth, probably because his youth is so far gone. Since most females would immediately assume he's gay just from hearing his annoyingly nasal voice, Vinnie feels the need to constantly remind us of his sexual exploits. Whether he's explaining how he lost his virginity in a treehouse or bragging about how all the girls loved to kiss him in elementary school, Vinnie's insecurity is obvious.
Every day, a few "lucky" Sarah and Vinnie fans who call in to the show are given complete control for about five minutes each. They're able to give "shout outs" to whoever they want. Now, if you've ever listened to a talk show on the radio, you realize just how brain-dead a lot of the callers can be. Imagine five minutes of that... it doesn't sound very entertaining, does it? Why would the average commuter, listening to the radio on the way to work, want to hear some stupid bitch call into a radio show just to say hello to her hairdresser on the air? That's not just boring, it's a total waste of time. Sarah and Vinnie should be fined by the FCC for producing such shitty radio. By allowing their show to get that boring, they're basically pissing on their fans.
When we launched our first campaign against Sarah and Vinnie, I got a lot of e-mails asking me why I hated them so much. It's really simple. I'm 21 years old now, but as a 16 year old kid, when my Mom used to drive me to high school, she always had Sarah and Vinnie on the radio. I used to listen as Vinnie would berate his callers, but whenever somebody actually had the guts to insult him back, he would react like a sniveling little bitch. Basically, he could dish it out but he couldn't take it. I made a promise to myself then, as a 17 year old kid in the backseat of my parents' mini-van, that if I ever got a forum of my own, I would devote my time to making Sarah and Vinnie look bad. I wanted revenge for all the boring hours that I was forced to listen to them.
Well, guess what? I have a forum of my own now, and I'm still mad as hell. Make your show better or get the hell off the air, Sarah and Vinnie. That's obviously not going to happen, though, so I have a better idea - if you have any personal information about Sarah and Vinnie, I'd like you to send me an e-mail with the details. We'll give you full credit during a future episode of the show.
In the meantime, stay tuned to BobFreemanShow.com for more information.
