Freeman's Fire


Hey everybody.

How the hell are you? I'm a little stressed out right now, personally. We taped an episode of the show on May 5th that was a complete disaster. In fact, there was so much tension and near-violence as a result of the taping, we're not even going to air it. As you may have heard, Casanova McCreadie and Sean the Masturbator were scheduled to have an on-air confrontation. We had intended the confrontation to be entertaining - unfortunately, it got totally out of control. Casanova wasn't able to make it to the taping in time, due to some problems with his car. Sean showed up on time, though, and we decided to proceed with the show without McCreadie there. The show itself was mediocre at best; definitely not our best work. Towards the end of the episode, Sean launched into a rant about how he considered Casanova McCreadie a "coward" for not being there, and he made several disparaging remarks about Casanova's bloodlines. We wrapped up the show, and Sean the Masturbator went outside the studio with Danny the Cusser.

That's when things got interesting.

Casanova McCreadie showed up, driving a truck that his friend had let him borrow. He listened to the show that we had just recorded, and he was enraged by the comments that Sean had made. McCreadie was more upset than I've ever seen him. He ordered me to delete the episode, then demanded that I bring him to Sean, so I explained to him that I thought Sean and Danny were talking somewhere outside the studio. Casanova immediately stalked outside, looking for a fight. Upon finding Sean the Masturbator outside, McCreadie and Sean got into a heated argument. So heated, in fact, that McCreadie would have punched him in the face...

...if Sean hadn't been holding a baseball bat!

Seriously, I'm not making this up! I couldn't write anything this disfunctional! Realizing that it wouldn't be a fair fight, McCreadie decided not to get physical. After yelling a few last obscenities, he got into his pickup and peeled out. About a half hour later, we got a call from him. I was able to convince Casanova to come back for a re-taping sometime later this week. Sean agreed to do it as well. The tension between the two is still at a fever-pitch, so we'll have to see how that taping turns out.

One thing is for sure - the taping will take place, and no matter what happens while the microphone is on, it will go on the website. I plan to have several large men present at the studio, serving as bodyguards in the event of a brawl. With two loose cannons like Casanova McCreadie and Sean the Masturbator, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if fists start flying. Be sure to tune in, folks, right here at BobFreemanShow.com, because this is going to be very interesting.

See you then.


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