I'm in a bad fucking mood right now, so if this commentary comes off as a negative tirade, I really don't give a shit. I want to talk about a few subjects that have been on my mind lately:

• First off, the Grammy's. Did you see the Grammy Awards on Wednesday night? That ceremony proved two things in my eyes - Eminem is a pathetic sellout, just like I've always said, and the gay activists who protested his performance are fucking Nazis. It never ceases to amaze me when gay people, who constantly demand the rights that everybody else has, try to cut down on that annoying "freedom of speech" thing at the same time. I might think Eminem's music sucks, but if he wants to say the word "faggot" a million times on his album, that's his fucking right. If it offends the homosexual community, they can just change the damn radio station. I'm sick and tired of people thinking it's illegal to be offensive... it's not.

But at the same time, there was nothing even remotely artistic about The Marshall Mathers LP. Music critics kiss Eminem's ass because they think it makes them look controversial and hip, since he's supposed to be so dangerous. Let me tell you something, people - I'm ten times more controversial and dangerous than that bitch ever thought about being. If I ever meet Marshall Mathers in person, I'm going to beat his cracker ass. He's not tough, he's not dangerous, and he's not cool... he's just another scrawny white kid with an identity crisis.

• I will be attending my cousin's birthday party on Friday night, and it's going to be held at a roller rink. Despite the fact it's a family gathering, I plan on bringing my own little entourage of people from the show - Sean, Rave, and Big Tone are all coming with me. Maybe with all those people with me, my cousins will actually refrain from referring to my show as "that demon show." Seriously, the majority of my family hates the Bob Freeman Show! If I hear myself compared to Satan by one more family member, I think I'm going to puke. Wish me luck.

• In celebrity news, Jennifer Lopez and Puff Daddy have made it official - their relationship is over. You've gotta love a woman who leaves her boyfriend while he's in the middle of a high profile trial. What a bitch! But then again, that's probably just karma coming back around to haunt Puff Daddy, as a punishment for bringing all that bad music into the world. On a side note, have you ever noticed that Puffy never shuts his mouth? Go look at a photo of him, and I can practically guarantee that his mouth will be open in the picture. It's like his lips can't fit over those huge, hideous buck-teeth. If he's still rich after the attorneys get done with him, I hope Puff spends a little cash on some orthodontic work.

• Now that Bill Clinton is in hot water with this whole pardon scandal, it's funny to watch as his Democratic buddies slowly jump off the Clinton bandwagon. What an ignorant bunch of cowards. I've been calling Clinton an untrustworthy, lying son of a bitch for eight years now, but for some reason, it took this scandal to wake everybody else up. We've watched for almost a decade as Bill Clinton committed every kind of crime imaginable, totally pissing on the presidency and the White House in the process, so I'm not a bit surprised that he decided to pardon some rich people in his final days in office. Quite frankly, I've become desensitized to political corruption - I just expect it now. Who gives a damn anymore?

• I'm writing this column at about 2 in the morning, so I think I should probably go to bed now. See you next week... I hope I'm in a better mood then.