Before I get to the commentary, let me give a special thanks to the two women who are letting us stay at their apartment in Sacramento. It takes an extremely patient person to put up with me and Big Tone getting drunk and sleeping wherever we pass out, but those two chicks seemed to be cool with it. Thanks again to both of them.

Anyway, enough with the niceties. It's time to get down to what I do best, which is ripping celebrities and politicians a new asshole. Here we go:

• Did you hear that Mandy Lauderdale from Temptation Island turned down an offer from Playboy to pose nude? No matter how many times I've seen that chick, I can't figure out if I think she's hot or not. She's got really cool blue eyes, and that red hair of hers is pretty good looking (except when she puts it in braids), but there's also something slightly unattractive about her. I'm not sure what it is. Anyway, we won't get to see her naked any time soon. She says that it isn't a money issue with Playboy, she just wants to focus on her music career. I guess we'll just have to wait until her first album flops miserably before she takes Playboy up on their offer.

• Matthew Perry from Friends has entered rehab for the second time. I'm not sure what he's addicted to this time, but painkillers are what put him there the first time. I really can't blame the guy - those painkillers are tasty! Anyway, my dad has already tried to turn this story into a moral lesson for me. Only five minutes had passed since Access Hollywood first reported the story, and my dad was already using it as an example of how "fame and fortune don't bring happiness." My dad has always resented rich and famous people, since he works harder than they do for less money. Personally, though, I wouldn't mind being addicted to painkillers if I was making the kind of money that Matthew Perry makes. Hell, I'd eat a whole fucking painkiller factory for a million dollars.

• Sean and I did a little publicity stunt in San Francisco on Tuesday afternoon. We both wore big sandwich-signs that said "MAKE US FAMOUS" and "WE WANT OUR 15 MINUTES," along with this website's address, and we tried to walk into the front entrance of KPIX Channel 5. Not surprisingly, security didn't let us get more than five steps into the building before they booted us out. One of the guards was a pretty nice guy, though, and he took our business cards and promised to give them to the host of KPIX's Evening Magazine show. After the KPIX stunt, Sean and I decided to just walk through some other parts of San Francisco with our signs, to see how people reacted to us. We met this one guy inside a McDonald's who wanted to kick my ass... but I'll save that story for this weekend's upcoming show.

• That's all the time I have for this week's Freeman's Fire, but stay tuned to the website for more updates. By the way, there's a reason for the recent delays... and it's not our fault! The server that we go through, Web Country, has been causing us lots of problems. If you're unable to access the website at any point during the week, it's their fault.

See you soon.