• I just watched a music video from some kid rapper named Lil Romeo, who looks like he's about 11 years old. In the video, a bunch of little girls pretend they're attracted by him. Seriously, I'm not making this shit up! That little crackbaby actually had the balls to write a song where girls beg him to be their boyfriend, and he turns them down! What kind of a twisted fucking world do we live in where 11 year old kids are considered sexually appealing? Anyway, I guess this Lil Romeo kid is some new rapper from No Limit Records, the label owned by rapper Master P. And yeah, you guessed it, Lil Romeo just happens to be Master P's son. Is Master P related to every fucking rapper in the music industry? That guy brings nepotism to a sickening new level.

Any grown man who enjoys watching Lil Romeo videos (or Lil Bow Wow videos, for that matter) is in dire need of some counseling. Honestly, if you met an adult who liked watching little boys rap, would you let that guy babysit your children? Of course not! Because he's probably a friggin' child molester! Plus, even if the guy wasn't a pervert, he still has horrible taste. A Lil Romeo or Lil Bow Wow fan is the modern-day equivalent of a Jackson Five or Another Bad Creation fan. In other words, a complete idiot with no taste.

• It must be pretty scary being Jimmy Fallon of Saturday Night Live. I mean, one day you're a mediocre comic living in obscurity, and the next minute, you're the host of the MTV Movie Awards and getting tons of coverage. It's going to be a hard fall for young Jim when people realize he's not very funny. And by the way, Jimmy, it's not necessarily a good thing to be billed as the next Adam Sandler.

• What's up with Tom Cruise lately? If he's not gay, why the hell does he get so bent out of shape when people call him homo? Personally, I don't give a shit if somebody calls me gay, because I'm confident that I'm not. When somebody gets really upset about being called gay, it makes people wonder if the person is gay. For the second month in a row, Cruise has filed a $100 million lawsuit against somebody who accused him of making butt-love to them. So what does this all mean? Is Tom Cruise really gay? I can't say for sure, but I think we now know why he called that movie "Cocktail" back in the 80's.

• Is Lil Kim supposed to be hot or something? I've seen a lot of slutty looking broads in my life, but that bitch is a five-dollar piece of ass. I saw her in a video with Ray J, who happens to be Brandy's brother, and Kim looked more like a male transvestite than a chick. And a side note to Ray J - you suck just as much as your sister does.

• Alec Baldwin, the guy who lied when he promised to leave America if George W. Bush was elected, has found a new cause to fight for. Remember how I reported on last week's show that PETA is protesting Burger King's treatment toward animals? Well, since Alec is such a big fan of farm animals, he has decided to become a spokesman for the crusade. Hey Alec, instead of fighting for a bunch of cows and chickens, maybe you should try making some good movies for a change. If you did that more often, maybe your wife wouldn't be getting boned by other men every night, you fucking loser.

• In closing, I just wanted to let you all know that we're going to be adding a pro wrestling column soon. Jeff Boman, the wrestling expert responsible for the popular ABomanation column, will be bringing his love of wrestling to BobFreemanShow.com soon! The best part is, Jeff plans to update the column every day or so, so you'll always have something new to read. Check that out - it should be coming in the next few weeks.