Hey everybody.

I just saw some crybaby on TV whining about how people shouldn't eat meat because of the cruel ways that the animals are slaughtered. Bullshit, I say! If God didn't want us to eat meat, He wouldn't have made such tasty-looking meat as this:

Fuck tuna, forget about salmon, and don't give me any stinkin' catfish - I want to eat meat that's capable of doing tricks at Sea World.

Oh, and what's with people thinking that dolphins are so intelligent? If dolphins were so fucking smart, wouldn't they have invented guns and gone to war with humans? SEE!? They are ignorant and deserve painful deaths!!

BOB'S MESSAGE TO DOLPHINS: Ignorant, worthless dolphins, you claim to be so cerebral yet you are tricked by tuna traps?! SHAME!

Make no mistake about it, pitiful dolphin cumsluts, we Humans are on to your lies!

Call yourself mammals all you want... I see no fur, imposters.

You are fish.

Now die.