Chris,

I liked your last album. I did.

The latest album? Not so much.

But this open letter (which you will never read) isn't about your music. It's about your "I want to be the British Bono!" political statements.

Ya see, Chris, while Bono might be arrogant as hell, he usually doesn't condone terrorism.

And you, Chris Martin of Coldplay, in my opinion, condone terrorism.

You need to explain the comment below:

"It's fucked. I wish people would look further into the reason somebody would want to bomb London or New York, rather than just how to catch them."
-Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay, as quoted in Rolling Stone magazine, just days after countless innocent people were murdered in London

Since you seem to know all the answers, Chris, if you could take a moment out of your "dicking Gwyneth Paltrow's frigid ass" schedule, tell me why would "somebody want to bomb London or New York" in your view?