
BobFreemanShow.com recently sat down with Sal The Stockbroker, one of the most notorious members of Howard Stern's wack pack. Sal has made a name for himself by constantly pulling pranks on Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate, better known as Baba Booey. Using Gary's bad caps and big gums as his punchline, Sal has become one of the most recognizable voices on the Stern show. Love him or hate him, Sal The Stockbroker is definitely entertaining. Here's what he had to say during our interview...
BFS:
Thanks for agreeing to do this interview, Sal. You've become one of the most infamous
callers on the Howard Stern Show over the past few years, so we're interested to get the
inside scoop from you. First of all, we have to ask - is your feud with Gary Dell'Abate
for real?
SAL: I like to think of us as a real bad version of Abbot & Costello.
Except Costello would be a monkey rather than human.
BFS: Have you ever encountered Baba Booey in public, off the air?
SAL:
Yes, I was once in Australia, and one morning I opened my hotel window to get some fresh
air and I bumped into his teeth. Strangely enough, Gary was still in NY!
BFS: Tell us about your website, HorseToothJackass.com. How did that get
started?
SAL:
I just started it for kicks. People have been real supportive and love the soundbites, so
I keep it going.
BFS: Has Dell'Abate had any problem with your website, from a legal
standpoint?
SAL: No. I think any opportunity that could possibly allow Gary to get in contact with me, even at a legal standpoint, is always squashed for the sake of him not falling into a prank.
BFS: You sell Straight From the Horse's Mouth, a CD full of prank calls on your website. What's the most successful prank call you've ever made?
SAL:
I've made some great pranks to Rodney Dangerfield, Paul Stanley of Kiss, Alyssa Milano,
but I never posted them due to the legal ramifications. You can buy my original prank CD
at
HorseToothJackass.com.
BFS: The
Smoking Gun website, which posts classified documents on the web, recently published
your professional record. They basically tried to make you look like a con-artist. Any
comments?
SAL:
Smoking Gun is a great site. Sally The Sandwich Maker! [laughs] Now, those guys
should sit in on the show instead of Adam Corolla!
BFS: Since you've made a name for yourself by calling in to Howard's
show, we're curious - what other radio shows do you listen to?
SAL:
None. Howard may be reading this.
BFS: What do you think of Howard Stern's archenemies, WNEW's Opie and
Anthony?
SAL: Please read my answer to the last question.
BFS: Okay, we'll drop the subject. Tell us about Facial, your rock band. We've read some pretty good reviews about you guys.

SAL:
Facial is just a lot of fun. Great music, great guys; we're presently negotiating with a
few record companies and things look very favorable. You can check us out at FacialBand.com.
BFS: You guys opened for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones not long ago, and
you were featured at Ozzfest. How long have you been playing guitar?
SAL:
I've been playing for about 6 years now.
BFS: We know you're married, but be honest with us here - if you met a
really hot groupie at a Facial show, would you bang her?
SAL:
No. But I know the other band members have "initiated" groupies before with the
infamous "FACIAL CIRCLE SPURT." I find it amazing how a chick will do anything
for someone in a band. Anything...
BFS: We can only imagine. Hey, who's your least favorite celebrity?
SAL:
I hate Ellen Degeneres. She's like Elayne Boosler but prefers pussy.
BFS: Nobody is as bad as Elayne Boosler, buddy, nobody. Where do
you see yourself in five years, Sal? Howard's contract ends in four, and he's already made
it clear that he doesn't plan to renew it.
SAL:
As long as Gary is alive in five years, Stern show or not, I'll have a reason to wake up
in the morning.
BFS: Keep fighting the good fight. Thanks for taking the time to do this
interview, Sal. Any final comments?
SAL: Get a personal message from Beetlejuice at WackpackGreetings.com!
BFS: Worth every penny.