You could live to be 100 years old and travel to every country in the world, and you will never meet anyone who's a bigger asshole than Greg. He's truly a one of a kind.
Greg the Asshole has never said a kind word about anyone. He's never done a good deed of any kind. He's the kind of guy who steals from babies, pushes the elderly around, and tortures animals. It's a good thing that Greg the Asshole doesn't have AIDS, because if he did, he's the kind of guy who would tell a woman about it after sex.
"Leave me alone," Greg snapped at us when we asked him to say a few words for this bio. "I don't want to be quoted on that goddamn, piece of cocksucking shit website. I hate your guts and I hope you die and burn in Hell."
Point taken.
Greg also has the distinction of being the most private member of the show. Little is known about where Greg goes after each taping, as he says nothing about his private life and refuses to answer his phone. In mid 2005, it was discovered that Greg had moved to Houston, Texas, without bothering to tell anyone from the show. He returned two months later and refused to discuss what he had been doing there. Needless to say, we suspect there a few dead hookers under motel mattresses in the Houston area now.
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